Serious People Aren't as Serious as You Might Think

Recent studies have shown that those who consider themselves to be "serious" in nature aren't really as serious as normal people had originally thought. In fact, one participant even nodded in recognition at what was seen as a joke. Others were observed slightly sticking out their buttocks when drinking from a drinking fountain and purchasing food from vending machines. This behavior seriously damages the reputation and seriousness of these people. On four separate occasions, seriousians were seen actually unzipping their pants and going to the bathroom. Due to the double-blind nature of the test and the necessity to not tell them that the test was being conducted on them, we cannot reveal the names of any of the subjects, as they still don't even know who they are. And if we did say out loud who they were, they would probably kill us. I mean, it's not really that serious, but they probably wouldn't see it that way. 10335