In a discovery that shocked the scientific world, New York resident Dr. William Cole Jr. was bitten by a butterfly earlier this week when he tried to shoo it away from his study window. The butterfly broke through the window, gave him a nasty bite, and flew off. He was rushed to the emergency room, and seven stiches and three quarts of blood later, he was placed in ICU. “This is the first time we've seen anything like this happen. Ever. At all,” said Fred Stover, professor of evolutionary dynamics at the University of Southern California, “The chances of a random butterfly mutation into a fierce, territorial creature with a nasty temper and teeth to be reconed with is about the same as the chances of, directly from primordial soup, a being which could distinguish an A from an A flat would appear... That's low.” 10330